Meet the Farm Fam

The farm’s most eligible bachelor with a jawline sharper than a pitchfork and a wink that’s caused more swooning than a summer heatwave. He’s the proud father of half the calves in town, and he still finds time to flirt with every cow and charm every farmer. Handsome, hunky, and hopelessly hormonal — Humpy doesn’t walk, he struts.

The spotted sweetheart of the pasture! With black spots as unique as a snowflake and a heart as soft as a marshmallow, she’s the cow who’ll nuzzle your hand while stealing your lunch.

A snow-white goat with a heart of gold and a talent for getting her way. Sweet, social, and absolutely no concept of personal space.

The feathered diva of the farm. He’s handsome, he’s loud, and he’s got opinions. He's absolutely convinced he’s in charge (he’s not, but don’t tell him that).

Meet everybody's best friend! If you've got a lap, don't be surprised when Oliver tries to jump on it. He's a go with the flow kind of guy but will always take advantage of the opportunity for pets.

The cool, calm, and collected hump-backed hero of the herd. He’s got the swagger of a bull who thinks he’s mysterious, but really just forgot what he was doing.

The gentle wallflower of the herd. Black and white, sweet as cream, and so good at blending in you might forget she’s there…

A pint-sized goat with big energy and zero chill. She’s funny, affectionate, and treats every surface like a launchpad. Loves cuddles, chaos, and driving her mom absolutely bonkers. Basically a sugar rush on hooves.

Sneaky emu brothers with PhDs in silent judging. Smart, curious, and suspiciously quiet, they’re always plotting something… probably involving your snacks. If you don’t see them, don’t worry — they see you.

The chillest cow in the pasture, rocking stylish all-black legs like farmyard formalwear. She’s sweet and so laid-back. Drama? She doesn’t know her. She's just here for the snacks and naps.

The cow with a white face, black eye patches, and a heart as big as her moo. She’s sweet, nurturing, and just playful enough to start a game of tag mid-nap time.

Named by a 3-year-old, powered by chaos and apple slices. She’s clever enough to open gates and funny enough to make everyone laugh. Don’t let the sweet name fool you — she’s 50% mischief, 50% mastermind, 100% goat.

Sunshine in dog form with a need for speed and all your attention. He’s happiest when he’s outside, running full tilt, or glued to your side like a furry shadow with zoomies.